Allowance sweet oh, but it dey rush like semester exam time. Every student knows the pain of opening your wallet mid-month and hearing only “tuntun.” If you’ve ever asked your roommate, “Guy, abeg you fit borrow me small till weekend?”—you’re not alone.
Here are 5 hilarious but practical hacks to survive:
• Bread + Groundnut Butter = Life Saver 🥖🥜
Cheap, filling, and reliable.
• Become a ‘professional visitor’ 😂
That one friend whose mum always sends foodstuffs? Visit wisely.
• Data Before Rice 📱
Because hunger might pass, but no data? Pure suffering.
• Bulk Buy Snacks Early
Indomie cartons and garri never disappoint.
• Hustle Small 💼
Print assignments, resell notes, or even do small graphics work. Hustle go keep you alive.
Being broke is almost like a rite of passage in Nigerian campuses. But hey, na these struggles dey give gist.
What’s your funniest broke-student survival hack?